If you’re still using the same lame title on your business cards–say, “Creative Director” or “Chief Storyteller” or any of that stuff–you need to take a five-minute sabbatical with Pseudo Design ...
“Lolita,” “Vaudevillian Poetry,” “Amethyst Darling,” “Blue Velvet,” “Brooklyn Baby.” Can you figure out which one of these are actual Lana Del Rey song titles or the ones created by the Lana Del Rey ...