Maybelline called and said they’ve had to ramp up eyeliner production to keep up with JD Vance’s demand,’ one critic mocked

There’s a new face of (potential) guyliner, and he’s a heartbeat away from becoming the president of the United States.

It’s not uncommon for political figureheads to embrace the internet culture. Former President Joe Biden’s alter ego was known as “Dark Brandon,” deployed to energize voters during the 2024 election. Former Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign became all about coconuts, “brat summer” and good vibes.

Vice President JD Vance has gotten a lot of attention for his dark-rimmed eyes, and it looks like he might be stress-applying even more eyeliner.