Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

He was found "wedged feet and head first down the slide and stuck in the middle portion,” officials said Town of Vernon Fire Department The Vernon Fire Department said it rescued a 40-year-old man who ...

VERNON, Conn. – A man was recently rescued after he became stuck in a spiral tube slide in 80-degree weather in Connecticut. The incident occurred on Aug. 16 at Northeast Elementary School in Vernon, ...

VERNON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 43-year-old man was rescued after getting stuck in a slide at Northeast School in Vernon Saturday, first responders said. Fire and EMS crews responded to the playground at ...